~Kes Baby n Gumuk~

Dialog 1:

Adam tgh naik basikal brunye dlm umah...

Mummy : Adam nk baby x?
Adam : Atam nk bb.... Papa pun nk bb kan Papa kn..kn..kn...?
Mummy : Erk.....hahahahaha.....

Dialog 2:

Dalam kereta on the way ke Pharmacy Mira, DEMC

Adam : Ha..tu pital (hospital)
Mummy : Ye ke...mane?
Adam : Tu...ha..tu pital
Mummy : Kite nk wat ape g hospital?
Adam : Nk check...
Mummy : Nk check? (Papa dh tsenyum simpul). Nk check Adam ye?
Adam : Ha'ah...nk check Atam
Mummy : Doctor nk cucuk Adam ye?
Adam : Doctor nk cuk Atam
Mummy : Bukan...nk bli ubat Mummy la....
Adam : Nk check Mummy? Mummy mok...
Mummy : Mummy gemuk? Sabor je la...
Papa : Hahahahaha....
Mummy : Sape gemuk? Mummy ke Papa?
Adam : Mummy mok...

Hadeh....sabo je la Mummy....skang ni mmg Adam slalu kena kan Mummy tau. Mummy tau la Mummy dh put on weight skang ni... Adam punye psl la... Slalu je x abiskn nasi. Sapa yg nk abiskn kalo bkn Mummy? Ye la...sian nasi tu, kang menangis die...
B... please help me... Syg dh gumuk ni. Adam pun dh pandai kata Syg gumuk tau! X aci.... B... H****L*** tu kan B, bleh tlg Syg tau...kalo Syg dh kurus nnt, sure B bangga punye... Xyah spend more time to find my clothes kat supermarket kn..kn...kn? Baju2 lame pun sure muat giler kn..kn..kn...? Blink..blink...